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Wed Jun 07, 2006 at 03:54:00 pm EDT
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A Tie-In to this Week's Untold Tale (at least part 3)
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The Offices of Armbruster Investigations.

The Phone rings & as per her job, Ashley "Snookie" Takashi picks up.

"Armbruster Investigations, no case too big or too small: we take 'em all! Snookie speaking, how might I be of service to you on this wonderful Wednesday morning?"

As the prespective client begans to speaks, Snookie start to take down some notes on their brand new order forms.

"Your who now?"

"From the where now?"

"On the Moon."

"The big glowing thing in the night sky?"

"Oh Kay." Snookie said with some disbelief.

There was a bit of silence on both end of the line & then Snookie said: "Is this a prank call? Because I could just Star 69 you & find out where you are. I know people who know people who could hurt you."

The prespective Cilent/possible Prank Caller began to speak again.

"Yes, I know the Lair Legion. Well, I don't know the Legion, but know of them."

"Yes, I'm aware of a member who fits that discription."

"He's in trouble."

"Uh, My Boss isn't a ... Never mind. You need a Lawyer & you came to us?"

"Doesn't the Legion already have a Lawyer on retainer? What's her name... Waltzing Matilda!"

"Oh Yeah! Lisa."

"She's busy and you need need a lawyer quickly."

"How quickly? Because you do know that we don't have the means of leaving the Earth's Orbit to get to your location."

"You'll transport us to your location."

"How?"

"Uh huh."

"Yeah."

"Would I need change of undies afterword?"

"Yeah, I carry extra undies with me, I lead an exciting life where you never know when you'll need a fresh pair."

"When would this transport happen?"

"I'd need about five to ten minutes to get my boss ready."

"Ok. See you in a few minutes."

Snookie hung up, got up from her desk & walked over to her boss' office. She knocked on the door. There was some silence. She knocked again. Then came some noise being made on the other side of the door. She knocked a third time.

"Yeah?" came a voice.

Snookie opened the door & walked in. Her boss, Arnie J. Armbruster was sitting at his desk without pants on & few girly mag's.

"Did I say you could come in?" Arnie angerily shot back as he pulled up his pants.

"No. But, sometihng to tell you."

"What?"

"He have a job!"

"sweet." Arnie said as he put his reading matterial back into the bottom drawer of his desk.

"Their coming by to pick us up a few minutes."

"Why?"

"The case is on the Moon."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah!" Snookie said excitedly.

"Did you mistake another prank call as an actual case?"

"No. This is real. We're going to get paid big bucks for this thing!"

"So?"

"This case is A Class stuff! We never get cases like this, it may be that your always drunk but that's beside the point. This our chance for the big time: We're going to helping out the Lair Legion!"

That comment caught the Drunken detective attention. "We are?"

"Yeah! Your their only hope, Arnie J. Kenobi." Snookie said with a laugh.

Arnie stood up & started to make himself look semipresentible. "Is their anything I need to know before we start?"

"They said they'd fill you in once we got there. But, one thing before we leave."

"What?"

"They still think your a Lawyer"

Before he could answer, the Drunken Lawyer who was reconned into being a Drunken Detective & his vaguely Asian Assistant were transported away in a sparkly glimmering light.


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